Spin

Ok so i applied some Labour(scum)-like spin to the figures, they were index-linked and seasonally adjusted. This is probably more realistic. Oh my god!

• Don't legalise foxhunting, legalise Labour MP hunting. Its more fun and more environmentally friendly
• Ban smoking in all places (public and private).
• By taxing the rich you force us to move overseas (which is fine so long as overseas means sea, sun and cocktails with little umbrellas, but not if it is a stinking grey bunker amongst trigger happy megalomaniacs)

Who should I vote for?

Your expected outcome:

Conservative

Your actual outcome:

Labour -5
	Conservative 10
	Liberal Democrat 18
	UK Independence Party 24
	Green 34

You should vote: Green

The Green Party, which is of course strong on environmental issues, takes a strong position on welfare issues, but was firmly against the war in Iraq. Other key concerns are cannabis, where the party takes a liberal line, and foxhunting, which unsurprisingly the Greens are firmly against.

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